Ben, Sunil, Rob, Jill, and I all went to bear’s den at midnight. The food eating was rather uneventful, but as we were leaving I ran into an old friend, Shira Sacks. She was wearing a green hoodie and some rainboots, as well as carrying a green umbrella. Having not seen her in some time I commented on her awesome boots, to which she replied “I sloshed through a puddle on my way here.” Continue reading ‘Hydroplane’
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Nov
09
Hydroplane
17
Nov
09
Dreaming AGAIN
After not having any dreams or daydreams for the past few weeks it seems that they’ve come back. Though I can’t say it’s a causative, there seems to be a correlation between me sleeping (actually sleeping) with women and having creative energy. I hadn’t cuddled with someone for some time and then, the night I did, I had two dreams and have since been being hit during the daytime as well.
12
Nov
09
Paintball Pop Art
For some reason I can’t embed it into the blog, so you’ll have to just follow the link. A bunch of dudes with paintball guns made a giant painting of Marilyn Monroe on a huge canvas in a matter of seconds. Very cool!
10
Nov
09
History of: Uhntz Uhntz Uhntz
Everyone knows the sound of the raver bass. The UHNTZ UHNTZ UHNTZ, when paired with glowsticks, serves to hypnotize both raver and bystander alike, often leading to notoriously phat* dance parties.
09
Nov
09
Balcony Whore
It seems that everything I have to tell from my childhood happened when I was 8. Perhaps it was the dawn of my long-term memory coupled with my absorption of all the lore my family had given to me, but my 8th year holds an unfair proportion of all my memories. A lot of the stories I can actively view in my memory, but always from the 3rd person perspective. It wasn’t until last year when I was walking and pointing a camera downward that I realized what feet look like when walking. You’d think an observation like that would come sometime before 19 years of life, but so it went.
04
Nov
09
Sleep and Markers
I’m always hit by this weird wave of thought that makes my head go
“FUCK, MAKE SOMETHING!”
and it’s really starting to make me angry. Continue reading ‘Sleep and Markers’
11
Oct
09
Daydream EXPLOSION
So, here’s the poem.
I took all my daydreams from the past week or so and stitched them together when I was high on stress at 2:00 in the morning. I rather like how it turned out, besides the painful part about hymens. There’s some additional formatting on it, but it’ll do fine as is. ENJOY.
10
Oct
09
at&t makes my brain hurt
Life without Internet is like life without water. Yeah, you can live for a couple days but it SUCKS. And then you die.
So, of course, when I moved in to my apartment in St Louis this past weekend, the first thing I thought about was getting access to the series of Tubes. Sadly, all of my neighbors are smart enough to use protected wireless networks, so I was forced to go to a Panera (called St Louis Bread Co here) to use order service. I checked out Charter, which had a great deal for the lowest end service, but the cost tripled for an upgrade, which I thought to be too ridiculous. AT&T was a better deal for faster Interwebs, and they had a deal online where if I bought phone and DSL service I would get a free modem plus $60 credit for my first three months of service. I figured I just wouldn’t bother getting the phone, and then would cancel that part after 3 months. Turns out things wouldn’t be so simple.
05
Oct
09
Blasphemy Day – A Look Back
September 30th, 2005: a Danish newspaper published a page of cartoons depicting the Muslim prophet Muhammad. Muslims around the world rioted and destroyed property, leading in hundreds of deaths. Four years later, Blasphemy Day was born.
This past Wednesday (September 30th), UNIFI (the UNI Freethinkers and Inquirers) celebrated Blasphemy Day by sending out a horde of non-believers to cover UNI’s campus with sidewalk chalk depicting blasphemous images, jokes, and phrases. Here are some examples:
“You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.”
“Imagine no religion.” (With a picture of the World Trade Center towers beneath it)
“Why does Jesus get all the ladies? Because he’s hung like this!” (picture of Jesus hanging on a cross)
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